Foro Democrático
Oxford Speech, por Francisco Febres Cordero
Tomado de El Universo
Reproducimos a continuación el discurso pronunciado por el excelentísimo señor presidente de la República del Ecuador, Rafael Correa Delgado, en la Universidad de Oxford:
Ladies and gentleman:
More than political I come to the Academy. In effect, I am formated in very important’s universities and obteined a lot of diplomat’s with very succsefully at all. As you know, I’m Economist, Ambientalist, Emelecsist, Singertist, Revolucionarist, vip, PhD and ITT.
In my long transit of Academy I only have one bad experience. In effect, I study in Catholic University of Guayaquil but I arrepentited at all, because this was the worts institute that I passated at all. Squismy, but I remember this period, and I cry. Oh, my God, I cry and cry. I solicitated to the Oxford Rector to prestated to me his handckerchief for a moment, because I need to sonated my noise at all and secated my eyes, too. Thank you, Rector. In this moment I recived a Diplomat who is añadited to another that I have, who is conseguited in similar circunstances: now I’m not only The Lloron of Lovaina than I’m The Lloron of Oxford, too. Thank’s a lot. I’m very congratulated for this designation who is honrated to me, mister Rector.
Well, ladies and gentleman, now I´m calmated and prosecuted.
I llegated at Presidence of my country for doing a citizen revolution at all. I recomendated yourse doing the same in your country, and for doing this you have to finished with the people who has long hair, who is call pelucon’s. All he lives in Saint Borondon. Acabated with him.
Secondly, acabated with the partidocracy and with de corrupt press, too. Acabated at all.
Three, dictated a new Constitution and instalated a Congress with only hands up who’s obedesated the Ejecutive at all. This is the autenticaly revolution. The only diference is that in you’r country have a Queen but in my country have a King. ¡Oh!, that’s a joke, don’t be perturbated.
Thank’s for your’s claps, ladies and gentleman. I prosecuted.
When I came to the Oxford campus in this morning, I doing a little jogging with my guardasback, and I ingresated at the Oxford cafetery. The lady who attendet is brindated to me a fish with chips who is dellisiussly (the fish of course, not the lady) and later bring me a english tablet of chocolat, too. ¡Deliciusly! I eat at all, but I notated that the chocolat are ecuadorian. ¡Oh my God!, the chocolat are ecuadorian but your’s say’s that this chocolat is british. ¡Your’s are imperialist and pelucon’s and pitufu’s and arrogants! Your’s pay very little for our matery prime and explotated ours, and for this motive I promess that I will be doing the citizen revolution in your country too, because I’m a universal leader like Henry the Eight, like Sir Walter Raleight, like Charles Darwin, like Big Ben, like Lady D. ¡Down the monarqui, Up the revolution!
I ignorated the pifiation and pedited silence for I can prosecuted. If don’t callated, your can going to the Berg House, at all.
Well. I finished because I have to continuated my trip to Rusia for airplane shopping. ¡God save the revolution and God save I, too!
I said.
Reproducimos a continuación el discurso pronunciado por el excelentísimo señor presidente de la República del Ecuador, Rafael Correa Delgado, en la Universidad de Oxford:
Ladies and gentleman:
More than political I come to the Academy. In effect, I am formated in very important’s universities and obteined a lot of diplomat’s with very succsefully at all. As you know, I’m Economist, Ambientalist, Emelecsist, Singertist, Revolucionarist, vip, PhD and ITT.
In my long transit of Academy I only have one bad experience. In effect, I study in Catholic University of Guayaquil but I arrepentited at all, because this was the worts institute that I passated at all. Squismy, but I remember this period, and I cry. Oh, my God, I cry and cry. I solicitated to the Oxford Rector to prestated to me his handckerchief for a moment, because I need to sonated my noise at all and secated my eyes, too. Thank you, Rector. In this moment I recived a Diplomat who is añadited to another that I have, who is conseguited in similar circunstances: now I’m not only The Lloron of Lovaina than I’m The Lloron of Oxford, too. Thank’s a lot. I’m very congratulated for this designation who is honrated to me, mister Rector.
Well, ladies and gentleman, now I´m calmated and prosecuted.
I llegated at Presidence of my country for doing a citizen revolution at all. I recomendated yourse doing the same in your country, and for doing this you have to finished with the people who has long hair, who is call pelucon’s. All he lives in Saint Borondon. Acabated with him.
Secondly, acabated with the partidocracy and with de corrupt press, too. Acabated at all.
Three, dictated a new Constitution and instalated a Congress with only hands up who’s obedesated the Ejecutive at all. This is the autenticaly revolution. The only diference is that in you’r country have a Queen but in my country have a King. ¡Oh!, that’s a joke, don’t be perturbated.
Thank’s for your’s claps, ladies and gentleman. I prosecuted.
When I came to the Oxford campus in this morning, I doing a little jogging with my guardasback, and I ingresated at the Oxford cafetery. The lady who attendet is brindated to me a fish with chips who is dellisiussly (the fish of course, not the lady) and later bring me a english tablet of chocolat, too. ¡Deliciusly! I eat at all, but I notated that the chocolat are ecuadorian. ¡Oh my God!, the chocolat are ecuadorian but your’s say’s that this chocolat is british. ¡Your’s are imperialist and pelucon’s and pitufu’s and arrogants! Your’s pay very little for our matery prime and explotated ours, and for this motive I promess that I will be doing the citizen revolution in your country too, because I’m a universal leader like Henry the Eight, like Sir Walter Raleight, like Charles Darwin, like Big Ben, like Lady D. ¡Down the monarqui, Up the revolution!
I ignorated the pifiation and pedited silence for I can prosecuted. If don’t callated, your can going to the Berg House, at all.
Well. I finished because I have to continuated my trip to Rusia for airplane shopping. ¡God save the revolution and God save I, too!
I said.
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Comentario por Gonzalo Proano el noviembre 1, 2009 a las 2:48pm -
Esto traducido a castellano criollo vendria siendo asi:
Damas y Caballeros:
Mas que politico yo vendo co mo academico;en efecto yo he sido formado en universidades muy importantes y he obtenido muchos diplomas con mucho exito,como ustedes saben yo soy economista,ambientalista,emeleccista,cantante,revolucionario,vip(persona muy importante),doctorado y ITT...que ser eso..??...jijijijij
En mi largo transitar academico he tenido una sola mala experiencia;ene efecto yo estudie en la Universidad Catolica de Guayaquil,y me arrepiento completamente ya que este ha sido el peor instituto al que yo haya asistido....perdon..pero yo recuerdo este periodo y lloro..oh Dios mio..y lloro..y lloro..yo le solicito al Rector de Oxford que me preste su pañuelo que nesecito sonarme la nariz y secarme los ojos..(jajajajaja...)..gracias señor Rector en estos momentos he recibido un diploma que ha sido añadido al que ya tengo y que ha sido conseguido en similares circunstancias..ahora ya no soy solamente el LLoron de Lovaina..sino el LLoron de Oxford tambien..muchas gracias..estoy muy congaratulado con esta designacion que me honrra.. señor Rector..!!
Bien Damas y Caballeros;ahora que ya estoy calmado...proseguire..
Yo he lleado a la presidencia de mi pais haciendo la revolucion ciudadana;a ustedes les recomiendo que haga los mismos en su pais,para hacer esto tienen que acabar con la gente de pelo largo a quienes se les llaman Pelucones,todos elos viven en Saint Borondon,acaben con ellos...!!
Luego acaben con la partidocracia y la prensa corrupta tambien;acaben con todos..!!
Tercero;dicten una nueva constitucion e instalen un congreso con las manos hacia arriba,quienes obedeceran solamente al ejecutivo,Esta es la autentica revolucion.La unica diferencia es que en el pais de ustedes existe una reina..en mi pais un rey..!!..oh..es solo una broma..no se sientan perturbados...(jajajajajjaa)
Gracias por sus aplausos damas y caballeros y prosigo...
Cuando vine a Oxford esta mañana..estaba trotando un poco con mis guardaespaldas,y entre a la cafeteria de Oxford la dama que atendia me brindo pescado con papas fritas..delicoso..( el pescado no la dama..jijijij)..y mas tarde me trajo una tableta de chocolate ingles..eso tambien estaba dlicioso..me comi todo..pero note que el chocolate era ecuatoriano..oh Dios mio..el chocolate era ecuatoriano...y ustedes dicen que ese era un chocolate britanico..ustedes son unos imperiialistas,pelucones , pitufos y arrogantes...ustedes pagan poquito por la materia prima y nois explotan...por esta razon yo hare la revolucion ciudadana en el pais de ustedes tambien,por que yo soy un lider universal igual a Henry el Octavo,igual que el señor Walter Raleight,igual que Charles Darwin,igual que Benjamin el grande,igual a Lady D...abajo la monaquia..ariba la revolucion..!!!
Yo ignoro todoa la pifiada y pido silencio para proseguir si no se callan se puieden ir a la casa de la #@$%^&*&^%$...!!!
Bien he terminado por que debo contin uar mi viaje a Rusia para mis compras de aeroplano..Dios salve la revolucion y Dios me salve a mi tambien...he dicho..!!
jajajajajajajajajajaj.....I hope my translation was at least close to what Mr Correa said during his speech at Oxford..in London..well..I think the ecuadoreans must feel lucky to have this genius as president..or just remeber that phrase...EN CASA DE HERRERO...CUCHILLO DE PALO..!!!
jajajaja
Done..!!
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Comentario por Gonzalo Proano el noviembre 1, 2009 a las 5:23pm
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jajaja...el lloron de Lovaina..Oxford...y los sabados...jejejejeje
Done..!!
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Comentario por Bernarda Cuesta R el noviembre 1, 2009 a las 10:01pm - Excelente el "Pájaro", como siempre.
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Comentario por Raul A. Cabrera el noviembre 2, 2009 a las 11:50am -
jaajaja.
Menuda fantasia del hombre este.
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Comentario por Gonzalo Proano el noviembre 2, 2009 a las 8:31pm
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CHUTA...que mucho..!!
Lastima que su PhD no le haya servido al pais para nada...no cabe duda..EN CASA DE HERRERO...CUCHILLO DE PALO..!!
Done..!!
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Comentario por Gonzalo Proano el noviembre 2, 2009 a las 8:34pm
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sin comentarios..!!
solo un...jajajajaj..
Done..!!
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